"There's time when you learn about the mechanics of joints, 

there's time when you learn about the movement of the eyeball. 

The eye socket is not a joint."

-JP

(Lecturer who:

1. teaches anatomy

2. read A Tale of Two Cities

3. studied physics at tertiary level

4. sang a Greek song in class

5. taught us to not use the nipple as a reference point when marking surface anatomy

6. shouted at us for making notes

7. made us touch our butts in MMS)